Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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