in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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