Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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