Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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