You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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