How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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