I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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