He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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