I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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