Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
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He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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