I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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