I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My dad just said "fuck circus"
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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