her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
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she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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