How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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