He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first