? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious