dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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