8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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