I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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