your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I want a musical about memes.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
