drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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