you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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