I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm getting married
To pizza
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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