Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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