I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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