Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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