Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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