Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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