Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I don't deserve a penis
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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