Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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