I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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