Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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