she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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