Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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