He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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