i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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