You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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