Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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