For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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