i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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