Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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