I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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