My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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