There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Two words: nipple clamps
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