I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
It's shark week go big or go home
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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