She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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