Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Randomize