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we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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