Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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