whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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