saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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