Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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