I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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