also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
A+ Viking dick
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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