Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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