your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
tonight lets celebrate not being married
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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